Jo Hai So Hai

Main kyun maru,

Main kyun thehroo,

Kisi aur ke liye,

Main kyun badloon,

Toh sun le saare,

Jo Hai So Hai.

Chhota kadd sanwla rang,

BMW doge toh le jayenge sang,

Yeh kehnewalo,

Bahot dekhe tum jaise nang,

Haath malte rehna,

Jab phailaon main apne pankh.

Main nah maru,

Main nah thehroo,

Kisi aur ke liye,

Main nah badloon,

Toh sun le saare,

Jo Hai So Hai.

Moti hai bhagayenge,

Crash diet karayenge,

Phir bhi jodi nahin jami,

Toh noton se tulvayenge,

Jodiyaan bananewalon,

Apni kali soch kali zubaan,

Kali kartutein match karo,

Phir bhi baat nah bane toh,

Muh pe kalikh pot ke nikal pado.

Main kyun maru,

Main kyun thehroo,

Kisi aur ke liye

Main kyun badloon,

Toh sun le saare,

Jo Hai So Hai.

Tere naam ka main kya karu?

Khud ko tarashu woh johri hoon main,

Teri soch aur shakti se pare,

Khud hi mein buland hoon main.

Main nah maru,

Main nah thehroo,

Kisi aur ke liye,

Main nah badloon,

Toh sun le saare,

Jo Hai So Hai.