FACEBLOCK- The antisocial network

Welcome to India’s first antisocial network. Now, get in touch with your friends on FACEBLOCK. You can share, upload & like the itty bitty dirty shitty statements and stories posted by your friends and enemies.

Here are some sample statements n posts. Whatever!!

-Got my first periods. Feeling Red!

-Celebrating 1^st night with my hubby in a hotel suite. Feeling orgasmic!

-Hi friends n relatives, thank you for liking my first strapless Enamor bra 32D.

-Aww!! Your puppy’s poop is so sweet!! Kissi

-Today’s rakshash Tadka’s 4000^th Janm-jayanti. Share with 10 people, receive 10 shocks!

-Shaved off my chest hair. Feeling feminine!

-Today is my toilet’s 1^st anniversary. Feeling poopy!

-Keep Calm Love My Shit

-Waiting in a queue outside the loo. Feeling sarkari!

-Enjoying a warm bath at Lane 4, Juhu.

-Committing suicide on Nalasopara rail track. Feeling yamraj!

-My grandma passed away. Feeling awesome!

-Enjoying pajama party at a friend’s place. Feeling undressed!

-My underarms sweating at 30 ̊ C. Feeling hot!

-My first ganji-jhangia gifted by my girlfriend. Feeling Rupa!

-Celebrating my kid’s 100^th punishment in the principal’s cabin. Proud of you beta.

-My dog was embarrassed in front of a bitch. She was fucking another dog.

-Enjoying a divorce dinner with family. Thank you for the hitch n the ditch. Mwaah!

-Oh it’s purple. It would not have been possible without your sperms. Thank you my husband.

Wearing braces at a dentist. Feeling hahahah!!!

Shit if you like